There’s a lid for every pot, I guess?

Dude

This is the best possible response.

Every turn this batshit crazy comment takes is whiplash-inducing.

I don’t believe that justice comes from punishment. I believe it comes from reparation and rehabilitation. But this administration has done such a fucking number on my moral center. I’ve felt a sort of deep down hate for these people I didn’t know I was capable of.

holy cow lol please calm down

This seems like such small potatoes compared to the secret Russian back-channel, but I’ll take any more nails in his coffin I can get. He either needs to be in jail or have the spell that turned him from a shop mannequin into a real boy broken. I don’t care which.

SING MIKEY SING!!!! I will personally drive a bus to DC for you to throw people under! Name all the names! DOOO ITTT.

That’s what I’m wondering, isn’t every single one of his stories involuntary manslaughter, at a minimum? So how was he found not guilty on that?

Even if it were an accident, he could have been found guilty of murder for depraved indifference or involuntary manslaughter for gross negligence. Just because a killing is accidental does not mean you have not committed murder or manslaughter.

Sandwich w/ Justin Trudeau?

Even Yurtle the Turtle is calling for Moore to leave the race.

So wait, fake Pizzagate was enough to disqualify Hillary Clinton but this is ok because... Republican?

Here’s more good news. Democrat Chris Hurst defeated three-term incumbent Del. Joseph Yost (R) in Virginia’s 12th district. Hurst is a former anchorman who lost his fiance Allison Parker, who was also a reporter, when she was shot by a disgruntled ex-employee live on air in 2015. The gunman also killed her …

Larry Krasner, a civil rights attorney who made his career suing law enforcement, often on pro bono cases against poor clients, was just elected District Attorney for Philadelphia. He had never been a prosecutor and was considered unelectable. Every progressive paper endorsed his other democratic opponent, a woman…

DO SOMETHING.

I’ve been hearing people say this. That conservative media got a heads up and starting pulling shit up from the past before it hit. What did Hayes say?

They’re definitely going for the Gelfling look from The Dark Crystal.

I’m holding out for Techno Smell-o-Rama.