Those alleged cultural norms being in this case the exact opposite of the laws the community voted for, which ban playing music from a stationary truck.

Well I did live in downtown Austin from 2006-2008 right near loud music venues, and it didn’t typically bother me because I was usually at them and those venues had established legal dispensation to play, and I knew that going in.

Devil’s advocate: “technically illegal” is actually the only kind of illegal, and the asshole is the guy who violates municipal laws against noise pollution—laws enacted by a democratically elected government—but expects everyone to allow him to noise pollute because he’s special.

God damn this is outstanding

Yeah, no shit—I meant his characterization of Texans as being a bunch of secsessionist loons

Fellow Texan here—blow me

LoL re: floppiest. He can’t walk.

I’ll buy it—good work here

Hey, a lot of people did this ten years ago

Great sports coverage today

This is so fucking woke that I just came in my pants and then shot myself because the despair knowing that I’d never be this woke was more than I could take

“proto”?

Feel like some distinction should be made between Sasse and Kasich—who never endorsed—vs. those jumping off the bandwagon

Agreed on the first part—as a conservative though, I will add here that the jingoistic reverence for the state that is exhibited at every football, baseball, and basketball game is distasteful to me.

He looks like Patrick Stewart in Brent Spiner’s costume from Independence Day

People give gimmies in order to hurry the game up, not to be nice. When you put short putts, you jam up the basepaths. Macht schnell on the golf course please.

Right—and the fact that you’d be okay with it and that ESPN is catering to a demographic that is okay with it (morons) is, I think, the core problem for the network and Disney shareholders right now.

I think the point is not that Chris Broussard does or does not speak fluently the language of basketball.

Adler is basically “Adolf” + “Hitler” elided into one name

I’m 34 and remember the verdict being read on the radio in 9th grade, and I love the series