This isn’t to excuse Eyre Festival, but if you are willing to fly somewhere and pay over 1k to see a music festival headlined by Blink 182 I just am never going to feel sorry for you.

Inspiring. He sounds like a genuinely nice human being. And he passed away at a place he clearly loved. Rest in peace, Mr. Kim.

 I don’t believe it’s a suicide. She was a successful black Muslim woman in a position of authority. That will poss off both racists and sexists.

Checking that database does fuck all to resolve any issues. I had a damned payment come up missing a few years ago, and NOONE GAVE A FUCK. I pursued it for over a month with calls and emails to every group I could find, to no avail. They genuinely don’t gaf, and why should they? The money is guaranteed by the Fed…

This may not be the time or place, but with Charlie dying from leukemia, it is only fitting. We are currently fundraising for the Leukemia and Lymphoma Society to try and fund the research that will eradicate this horrible disease. We should not still be losing the fight to cancer and if anyone can spare even $1…

He would then proceed to launch Rick across the lobby entrance to heaven with a slow-mo uppercut, crashing into the gates, turn towards his bodyguards and say, “Take one more step, and I’m kicking this mother f***er off the cloud.”

Charlie Murphy walks up to the Pearly Gates and as he enters, feels a tap on his shoulder. He turns around and take a blow to the forehead.

They really don’t care about us. Democrats, Republicans, and whatever else they call themselves. Obamas, Hillaries, Trumps, and everyone else. They only care about power and more power. Some are better, some are worst but in the end it is all the same. They make us fight amongst ourselves, Black vs White, Straight vs…

Well it seems to be fucking up the point of the original statue. The bull isn’t a hooray Wall St power symbol, it was meant to criticize the insanity of greed driving the market to collapse. It is a big fuck your false idol installation, but now everyone is like yeah girl SHOW THAT BULL which makes the girl the…

I feel and say the same every single time someone says this, calling it a prank minimizes the whole situation and makes it more likely for more of these acts to happen. Ordering a unpaid pizza to their house can be considered a prank (even if it’s a stupid one), but when you get the cops involved it’s no longer a…

Saw it and immediately wondered why there wasn’t a hamster in the picture.

I was thinking Kia Soul...

Toyota is keeping with tradition... the FJ cruiser was exactly a bastion of unobstructed visibility.

Jeff Sessions is a perfidious nincompoop, so his failure to read the most racist of his lines is well within his own incompetence level.

If you just want to see unionized workers make excuses for why black people deserve to be killed, we already have police unions.

Afterwards he comes back on the airplane babbling like an he’s been through real trauma.

Or babbling like someone who just suffered a concussion you COLOSSAL FUCKING TOOL.

+1 Well played sir. Comet of the day.

You mean deregulation and letting an an entire industry police itself without any governmental regulation or interference ended in consumers getting screwed? SHOCKED, I say.