The level of thought you have put into this is admirable. 

I believe that’s his real penis with some caveats.

What’s with all the people complaining about the Dirt Bag not being about politics lately? The Dirt Bag is not supposed to be about politics, it’s a round up of celebrity gossip. It’s been that forever, it’s one of the few consistent things about this collection of blogs. Many if us appreciate the distraction and look…

I love that she thinks it’s tragic that people don’t dress up nicer, and not that people can’t afford to pay their bills, so we have to wear whatever we can afford... but also fast fashion is bad for the environment and loads of other things are made using child labour. Like, my dude, if you want me to be a pretty,…

No one’s asking the pertinent question: how did a sex robot become a judge?

She can be single and still come out.

Hillary asked for the bad press regarding Tulsi when she incorrectly called out Gabbard, a war veteran who has risked her life repeatedly for our country, for being a pawn of Russia - she basically threw Tulsi a bone with that stupidity. And I think all the women and children her husband sexually assaulted, whom she…

Does Millie Bobbie Brown look different? Let’s see, did you, Joan Summers, look different between the ages of 11 and 15? But sure, let’s speculate. And invite others to, as well!

Moby loves his Rescue Cat, I was fortunate to return his lost cat to him, lucky the collar had this on it:

The meltdown over ‘ok boomer’ has been so delicious to this millennial. HOW MANY YEARS of shitty op-eds have there been about how bad millennials supposedly are, vs. how long it took for boomers (or the ones with media platforms) to lose their minds over one teen meme? Big sensitive hypocrites.

Honestly an absent parent is better than a present one who really sucks, so maybe it’s for the best. 

Well... Actually, let me preface this by saying I’ve never really liked the guy, however, after his botched suicide attempt, his decision not to have anything to do with the life of his daughter might have been a choice made from that experience, as well as the crushing malady that is depression.

“Don’t give up, you don’t have to be gay, there are good dicks out there, you just have to find them”

“I always thought I had to be gay because all guys are evil but that’s not true”

Okay, Boomers.

Cardi B, drugger of people, violent attacker of women, vicious transphobe.  Weekly favorite of Jezebel.

Who gives a fuck about what Cardi B thinks? Where’s Ja????

of course he did.

It hurts because it’s clearly one of the few times he’s actually able to get close to his mother.

The flashbacks to all of Bojack’s various alcohol-related trauma have been devastating this season. Sarah Lynn, and then “hm. a little uneven” were awful to feel.

“I remember everything. I’m sober now.”