I followed this story so avidly, I recognised his picture without reading the story 😐 I'm not even Canadian 😕

Holy shit. My heart hurts. Why you do dis, humanity? WHY?

How the fuck does he even have possibility of parole after that? That’s not a crime one bounces back from.

Wow. Blake Lively? I don’t even get Gwyneth?

it’s a little ironic that on an article about poehler making a statement about misogyny and women not being taken seriously in sports, that you are commenting on her hair color.

OH MY GOD HE ACTUALLY ASKED OBAMA “We good?” AND ASKED HIM WHO HIS GUYS WERE THIS IS THE BEST

America in a nutshell (via verysmartbrothers.com): “

RYAN GOSLING

Of course she was team Jess! There was no other team to be on! Dean? Oh god no.

I don’t really blame the guy. It must’ve been tough growing up being made out of softball.

Sorry, I didn’t realize that a plot line that’s been a central focus of the show for the past two seasons could be considered a spoiler.

Had to take what wouldn’t be missed, of course.

I hope it secretly has raisins in it.

•Meanwhile, here’s Bradley Cooper flanked by A-list pussy at the White House Correspondents’ Dinner. [The Hollywood Reporter]

Did i miss something? Are we referring to women as grade a pussy on this site? Please tell me what i am missing.

A-list... what? Can we maybe re-think that one? Thanks.

Flanked by A-list pussy...

Kill: myself