I am Millennial OG (class of 2000) and my husband is from the tail end of Gen X. He leaves incredibly long, complicated voice mails (JUST LIKE HIS MOM DOES) in spite of the fact that he knows that I 1) won't listen to them, and 2) haven't left a voice mail for anyone in years because I think it's inconsiderate. I do…

Coachella-bound Moaning Myrtle Lana del Rey has reached peak Lana del Rey...

Because racism doesn't exist if white people can't immediately see it. Even on liberal leaning sites by Gawker Media.

Got it.

Can we NOT refer to a Black woman as "articulate", please?

That's the word white people pull out that means, "You Speak So Well."

It's born of the soft bigotry of low expectations.

You'd never say this out loud, but I've been living in this Black and woman body for over 30 years, and I'm here to tell you that white…

You say, I only hear what I want to.

Maybe they were just on the breastfeeding page for the articles.

"to be present, to be aware of your surroundings, little things like that"

This is probably a weird thought to have, but it's funny how Aaron Paul and Justin Timberlake talking about being in love with pizza is so cute! Such funny! but if Jennifer Lawrence and some other female celeb had this conversation, there would no doubt be some bizarre "she's faking it!!" comment war going on. OH…

Latter Day Singles. Problem solved

Why?

GAWKER MEDIA, LET ME BE YOUR CHAMPION.

I've always had a weakness for men who specialize in bird law.

This show seems like something Jack Donaghy would have cooked up to score ratings (a la MILF Island.) The premise is just that absurd, it's almost tempting to hope someone created it as a way to be all, "No one's really buying this reality TV jig anymore, so how outlandish can we be?"

I'm totally all for trying new things...and if you don't like it, stop. If you like it, go for it. But yes, not a bargaining chip to keep the relationship and don't do something you don't like doing just so you can throw it back in their face in a therapy session.

I'm really offended that poutine hasn't been properly acknowledged until now.

That is one of the dumbest things I've ever heard.

"They don't say rape is bad!"

They don't have to, you idiot. Everyone knows rape is bad.

"They're cheering it on!"

I assume you've read the byline as "The crisis in higher education: not enough rape."

Now THAT's trolling.

Jay Z made this same suggestion to Solange and she almost kicked his ass for it.

Marriages to former drug-dealing rappers or finger tattoos?

Yes.

like, say, the fact that the Nets' owner was arrested in connection with a prostitution ring and has faced multiple corruption allegations, or that the Cavs' owner was a major player in the subprime mortgage scandal, or that the Magic's owner is a bigot who got rich off a pyramid scheme.