You know nothin’, Jon Snow, don’cha know.

Now I kind of want to watch GoT where all the actors have Minnesota accents.

Wait - Bill Burr the comedian? That could explain some things...

She’s the one that setup her phone to record her trying to get a drunk Johnny Depp to flip out on her.

And what did she hear?

You won’t get COTD. You won’t.

His most successful tunnelling endeavour to date

That explains her texting me begging for me to give us a second chance.

Oh, thank God Nancy Grace is finally off the air, or Ms Ayling would’ve been judged, juried, and ruined internationally before a single legitimate fact came out of the court.

because Page Six clicked publish, and then i clicked publish

Wait there is expensive washer fluid?

And blinker fluid

You realize that’s not the first time it’s been hot in the Southwest, right? Flights get delayed and canceled all the time due to heat and they’ve had that issue since people have been flying there.

Shouldn’t it be the author’s job to cite sources and not the reader’s job to find them? Regardless of the opinion, not citing or linking sources is lazy.

Congratulations, Mr. YellowT5R, on COTD! I would like to gift you with a ‘59 Chevy lowrider for Tuesday nights which this lovely lady will deliver as soon as she puts the top up and her top on.

Anyone living better than me is rich, anyone less is poor.

As a “curvy” chick (honestly, I like to just call myself a fat girl but people take such issue with that) I’m honestly turned off when a guy makes a big deal about being into curvy girls. I like all types of body types on a dude and I’m not making a point to fucking shout it from the rooftops.

This isn’t the first time KG has trash talked to the lowest level imaginable.

Future Hall-of-famer Kevin Garnett still holds the league’s single-game record for pettiness, when—on January 7, 2013—he allegedly whispered in Carmelo Anthony’s ear: “Your wife tastes like Honey Nut Cheerios.”