Two former NL West foes going at it!*

Things are shaping up perfectly for a Dodgers-Yankees World Series, a ratings bonanza for Fox executives. This all but locks in a Rockies-Indians series.

You’re thinking of Boston fans... and well, I guess Card fans too.

It’s a one legged quarterback, duh.

That’s a pretty tough statement, like Alou’s hands.

I rinse my hands of this comment

Card fans would just toss a wide array of slurs at Alou hoping that one is apt.

Cardinals fans want you to know they’d never do that to one of their own. Then they’d probably talk about how Alou got pretty uppity about the whole thing.

And congrats to all the Cubs fans for getting another moment to pat themselves on the back for feeling bad about how they ruined this guys fucking life all those years ago. It’s ok now, he’s got jewelry.

Moises Alou must be pissed. Also, he’s probably upset.

Well, I.... uhh, thanks?

Hooking up with her probably includes her beating you up. That’s just part of the deal. Some guys are in to that sort of thing, though. I mean, if you don’t crack at least one rib during sex were you really even having sex?

Thank god, now I can watch steeplechase live in person.

And TBH, if LA gets another transit line or two out of it it’s worth it.

LOL imagine airBnBing and having Hope Solo crash at your place and being terrified that she’d kick the crap out of you for pissing her off, but also trying to hook up with her

Eh, who cares? I mean, when your commute is already 3 hours, what’s an extra hour for a month?

Good hustle by you.

This is true. When I sold cars, the management used a lot of weird metrics to rate our performance. One awful metric was the number of customers contacts (what dealerships call “Ups”, as in walk-ups) to the number of cars sold in a month. If the Porsche dealership used this metric I can understand why they would be…

None of that justifies his treatment or anyone’s treatment. How hard is that to understand?

I know when I roll into a dealership I am immediately offered free massages with happy endings. Being at the top of the food chain is so hoss.