One cannot cheat without a cooperating party. It’s one thing to want to cheat, but it’s certainly not something you can do alone. (Excepting prostitutes or gullible people)

He really let all those tourists down today.

This is exactly why I don’t play in the summer league.

*sad trombone music*

The Neverending Process.

I thought using “LaVar Ball” canceled out “Fuck”. English grammar is so confusing.

Lighten up, varjakpaul.

Found one! 166 to go.

T H I C C

Congratulations, Mr. Frosen, on COTD! I would like to gift you with a subway train which this lovely lady will deliver to you soon.......not really. Happy Friday!

Andrew, are you a hamster now?

I have weathered a lot of micro-scandals but this one hurts MOST, because of the vulnerability of letting people know Lamby and my story, and because I miss him so damn much. I know I’m a lot of fun to place your issues on, but I won’t let anyone hang their hat on this peg. Not this time.

Definitely a swing-and-a-miss from Tosh when trying to put the heckler in her place, but so what.. not every joke is gonna land.

Personally, I don’t care about whether Daniel Tosh or Adrienne Truscott tell funny or unfunny rape jokes. Comedians do that—tell some jokes that are funny and some that aren’t.

suck a cock slut

even if you’re right you don’t have to be a douche about it

If dave chappell says a women didn’t remember sex because he prematurely ejaculated it’s a rape joke, but if a town calls someone gay it’s not, even though it’s clearly intended to make the person feel bad rather then let people know he’s gay. They’re saying the person is sexually attracted to someone that he’s not so…