“man, if I had a chin for every tired excuse I hear I would have about the same amount of chins”

God, I’d love this for all to go to shit for everyone and have the Sixers take Lonzo.

How do you know this?

I went to dim sum on Sunday at one of those mega palaces with multiple floors that seats approximately 5,000 people. That would be a place to rob, if you wanted a comical, Scrooge McDuck amount of cash.

I’d go for one of those stores in Texas that sells liquor and guns.

Reportedly management called him up and said “It’s a Shane but we’re Doan with you.”

Before ATM cards, the best stores to rob were grocery stores, because they had tons of cash by the end of the day. 20, 30 large or more. They don’t carry as much cash anymore because of plastic. Banks are stupid to rob, there’s not much money in them anymore. A few thousand tops. Armored cars however, that’s where the…

We’re gonna be here all week if we keep reporting every time Francesa becomes disoriented.

Michael Olowokandi is glad you have a short memory.

The Greek Freak is definitely better than being hit by a car. But maybe you stopped counting at the 14th pick.

Giannis was the best pick at #15 in 2013 all GMs would take him over being hit by a car.

Giannis just jumped over an incoming car to remind you that he showed up in 2013.

Kristen Lee needs to weigh in on this. Tesla owners can’t be expected to hang around with Leaf drivers, can they? That’s just barbaric.

2013: First pick, Bennett, best pick, Being hit by a car

2010: Hit by a truck > Evan Turner (2)

2013 was bleak, but Antetokounmpo went at #15.

If you had screw you money and a fuck you attitude, you’d buy this car, wrap it, stance it and put a ricer exhaust on it.

If I had “screw you” money I would 100% buy this but since I have “I’m screwed” money right now I can’t justify it.

As a person with an autoimmune disease, I am not offended in any way shape or form and actually think this is a pretty good analogy. People need to sit the fuck down.