don’t think that works for guys,

Just a few thoughts from somebody who hasn’t thought much about this: what seems common to these women and other teachers who have been apprehended having sex with students is that they are all pretty-ish and all young-looking for their age. I wonder if they aren’t also all afraid of growing older, too. And perhaps…

“You know what I like.”

When McEnroe first heard the news that Navratilova had announced she was gay, he was heard to yell, “OF COURSE SHE’S OUT! USE YOUR FUCKING EYES, ARE YOU BLIND? HOW COULD YOU SAY SHE WASN’T OUT WHEN SHE WAS CLEARLY OUT?!?!”

sprots*

You libtards say there’s no liberal bias, well then how come they let Obama go on TV and pick his brackets, but funny I don’t recall them letting Trump do it? He went 63-0 too. #facts

“the network’s financial troubles, which were primarily provoked by the Worldwide Leader’s failure to adapt quickly enough to technological innovations and the fact that it pays huge sums for the rights to things like Monday Night Footballgames no one cares about”

stick to sports.

Patrick can do my math anytime he wants.

Patrick is here to maybe help with the math:

Congratulations, Mr. The Devil Drives a Mustang (Rotary Pending), on COTD! I would like to gift you with a tank which this lovely lady will deliver as soon as she picks up a pizza and figures out the math.

last I checked, it isn’t friday yet, motherfucker

Since it doesn’t seem to be the hardest thing in the world to find someone’s secret Twitter account, it seems like it would be more effective to hide in plain sight and just start a parody account of yourself. Nobody would guess @thatidiotadamsilver is actually Adam Silver.

@miltonpoint, an account with two followers and the default “egg” avatar

One of my best friends had one until someone apparently towed it from his driveway. Skid marks are still there 12 years later.

That a bad counter argument, look at actual transaction price.

The real story is that someone thought fixing a $100k, niche car would ever be cheap.

I am disappointed that this article did not take the rare opportunity to use “fenestrated” in a sentence.