You can almost feel the absence of melanin oozing from this article.

ANYTHING involving Burton doing violence was a highlight. He was a fucking nutjob!

Me too. Banshee was awesome. But I think it did the right thing and got out while it was still on top. It was an incredible series that was great from beginning to end and finished out on a high note. There are so so sooooo many things I remember fondly - that fight between the assassin and Carrie in ‘Hood’s loft?…

When he starts a band.

The only reason non-union employers have similar wages and benefits to union employers is because they have to in order to draw the labor. That’s one of the side perks of unions: They keep other employers honest, too.

banshee was fucking incredible. the fight between burton and nola was such a highlight

Capitalism is a philosophy based on ambition.

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You misspelled “hot dog fingers.”

I HAVE GODLIKE POWERS

Live look at Burneko:

He’s Presumed Innocent, but that plane was a Clear and Present Danger to the jet. What if it had been Air Force One?! If I were a Witness, I’d be Frantic. What Lies Beneath that little plane... I mean, he could’ve been a Widowmaker.

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I felt lost when Banshee ended.

Banshee is the best.

I think that makes it even more creepy. Who the hell watches porn outside the context of jacking off?

I think that’s an interesting phenomenon itself: watching porn when you have no opportunity or intention of jacking off.

You’re not over thinking things. It’s called manners.

For a while I was binge-watching the Cinemax (I know) show Banshee on my laptop on flights, because it’s fun and insane and comically violent but almost a softcore porn in its earlier seasons. So I just found myself covering up the laptop or lowering the screen so that, presumably, no one could see it. I just wanted…