Fold, don’t wad. You can get away with two squares this way with halfway decent TP.

Scott Boras looks like the middle photo of an animorph between a young Rush Limbaugh and a current Barry Switzer.

I love the depth of his anger when his “ownership” of the quote just means it was said in front of him.

Those gifs are really hilarious. I’d buy it. I mean, those are cars veering out of whatever pathing they were on to get in the players way.

The value of my computer exceeds $3k, between parts and software. I use the computer for, among other things, supporting physicians at a major hospital system. I am literally assisting people in saving lives. Care to tell me that this is excessive?

To the average American having $2m worth of jewelry might be excessive but to much of the world owning a $3k computer is also excessive.

In HamNo’s America, Bernie Sanders is the only one that is allowed to steal $2MM worth of your hard earned wealth.

Don’t you know? Hamilton has donated every single cent he’s ever earned to charity.

Per Gawker policy, the only way to be financially successful is to be an awful human being who will be up against the wall come the revolution. Nobody ever comes by money through honesty, talent, or hard work.

Hamilton envies people who can afford $2m worth of jewelry, and he ascribes independent moral significance to his emotions.

I’m waiting to hear what the issue is with having $2m worth of jewelry.

Which to me is a pretty good indication of how poor the views are.

Gotta have nipples. Without them, breasts are pointless.

“The plane is an eyesore!” -Some guy who probably owns a Nissan Juke

if you can garuntee it only goes for roads and bridges i’m in. But I doubt that would ever happen.

This will likely have a huge impact on dozens of shoppers.

Oprah is a mistake.

That, my friends, is a happy bear.

Same thing you do with everything you own. Break it and leave it scattered in pieces around your yard.