Counterpoint: sports are the ultimate escape. Get piss drunk or stupid high and just get lost in them and forget about Orange Julius for a while. The best thing about sports is that we can sit around arguing about things that don’t matter at all like LeBron’s usage rate as if we’re talking about whether or not to nuke…
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Should have chosen a more famous Draymond picture.
Yeah it’s too late for me.
Drew, my man, don’t become “Old Man Yells at Cloud.”
NEXT WEEK ON ANY GIVEN BACHELOR...WILL SYMANTHA GET THIS ‘TEEN WOLF’ REFERENCE? BILL GETS CAUGHT DRUNK TEXTING SAGE STEELE, IS HE HERE FOR THE RIGHT REASONS? AND THE LADIES HAVE A CONTEST...A SWIMSUIT CONTEST *boiiiiingaoingoing*
1) Lots of young people watch The Bachelor
2) The only fucking young people you know are sports writers.
3) Therefore, the young people you know watch The Bachelor.
Drew, my man, don’t become “Old Man Yells at Cloud.”
Can we all agree that Bill Simmons, regardless of current marriage status, should be the next Bachelor? Watching vapid women attempt to listen to his takes with a straight face would be primetime TV gold.
I’m not saying Gamestop isn’t shitty for putting you in that situation, but you absolutely should have been fired for that.
I’m not saying you’re a bad employee or bad manager, but a situation like that would be a fucking nightmare for HR because of Department of Labor rules.
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It’s OK, they are already fully deployed.
Wait, I’m suppose to trust a woman in a Takata 4 point safety belt with installed air bags!?
if you’ll help her out of her belts.
Watch out, I heard those airbags can be deadly!
Congratulations, Mr. Sjubbdubb, on COTD! I would like to gift you with whatever car this is but it doesn’t have automatic seatbelts. This lovely lady will deliver it soon if you’ll help her out of her belts.
Is this a photo from the AVN Awards?
They are using him. The MINUTE Cheeto McStupidHair won’t sign off on one their horrible Randian laws, they will impeach him.
Just to clarify I was being serious. Volleyball soccer and basketball girls used to stay with me. Looking back I have no fucking clue what those coaches were thinking but nothing bad or illegal happened so whatever it worked out I guess.
Hostesses at notre dame only allow recruits to use the Jesus Hole.
Yeah, unfortunately there are a lot of ding-dongs out there.
I fear most folks will fail to understand your zinger.