edmond is dogshit:

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her standup is ass, and her chin is made of glass

ah yes, california. The state that will want to build a massive pipe to get water from the great lakes because it “isn’t being used”

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I remember hearing that live and making a weird face. my next thought was that deadspin was going to post it

I’d be fine with just Rogan calling these for whatever little time he has left. UFC fights don’t need two people bouncing words off each other, just someone commenting on the action

no, he wins a partially functioning Jeep of his choice off Craigslist

boooo

trump is the ultimate con man. his con is complete with being elected in 2016. there’s no way he runs for re-election in 2020 because he knows the jig is up

Best: 2016 FiST (my new car)

the implication of this comment is that the Wolves will be good is quite comical

but what if he doesn’t succeed?

just go down to your local bank and show them your white privilge card. you’ll instantly be granted a 60k/year salary

I was expecting some shoveldog-tier snuff

thank you for more eloquently phrasing what I was getting at

serious question: would people be more or less taken aback if the roles were reversed? I get the feeling that if this were the case, more people would be talking about how much more of a great love story it would be, instead of the shitfest it already is

le batard had an interesting take on this yesterday. his argument was that newton being black wasn’t because of racism; it’s because he’s regarded as more than human

this is the same coach who claimed his starting center wasn’t committing multiple eyepokes a few years ago