I have the biggest, best sperm, it’s wonderful. the doctors told me it’s huge

how do you folks manage to stay focused when working from home? my job is full time work from home, and I find myself routinely distracted

3.3

this is exactly what I’ve been wondering

same fam

same, but in magnetic

this isn’t deadspin, nor is it friday

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I really hope there aren’t going to be any “take your ejection the right way” takes tomorrow

you clearly don’t understand the appeal of fart fetishes

there’s absolutely no way trump runs for a second term. at his core, trump is a con man. he just pulled off the world’s greatest con, and every great con man knows pulling off the same con twice is very unlikely

I think the nostalgia for bill might have carried him

if meg griffin was a goddamn smoke show, then yeah I’d agree

I loved what Bo did for UW. He made them into team that wins, and the back to back final four appearances were awesome to watch, especially for my dad as he’s an alumni

this is an extremely underrated comment

so that they don’t beat each other so hard that they die to death

didn’t know that. neat!

by my dummy math, you’d only need one blank for the third Y

coincidentally, syzygy is my brother’s favorite scrabble word

so if the systemic rape of young boys and cover-up of said rapes is only going to cost penn state 2.4 mil, that means Baylor will only be on the hook for about 240,000, right?