Flawless victory!

I thought the way it works is there is always a trial for every thing, and Dicaprio will show up, and then that Chad Thundercock of a rookie prosecutor will lay into him hard, and then Dicaprio will break down and start confessing to all manner of things. Then they'll be flashing cameras and dramatic music as he…

You all suck, shut up.

I thought the same thing. But Hollywood will beat me up and spit in my face and laugh at my tears, and Juggaloker will be real.