Second on the EPL table. At the end of the day you are what your record says you are, nothing more, nothing less.

He’s a fucking knob

And forget about Jose and deal with the important question… Whadaboot Shola Ameobi, like?

Came to post this anyway - not the first time he’s had to flee into exile!

With Zidane—a former Real and France legend who currently manages the club’s reserve team in the Spanish third division—waiting in the wings, Madrid have a ready replacement just waiting for the call.

I would probably give my left nut to see Chelsea and Real Madrid swap Mourinho for Rafa just to see Chelsea fans go absolutely mental. Fuck it, you can have both nuts.

For those who started paying attention to the Prem in 2009 I suppose the answer is yes.