Yeah, like when my ex wife and my ex mother in law are in different rooms.

In no known universe should Brendan Ryan’s acquisition have anything to do with the future of Javy Baez.

Thank you for your input, VW Guy.

Muhsin Muhammad, surprisingly, is not Muslim. His dad was a convert but he grew up Christian.

I felt so bad for him, I could tell he was really hurting. He could have just let it fly, but he was a really good citizen/train rider.

This reminded me of my worst CTA story. I too ride the red line and get off at the Jackson stop. On my way to work one morning, the guy sitting next to me taps me on the shoulder and says, “hey man, watch out. I’m about to puke” and proceeds to throw up right into his backpack. Fortunately, this was about 30 seconds…

I attended a meeting this morning in a flannel shirt and will lead a meeting this afternoon in a flannel shirt. COME AT ME!

My Mourning Lumberjacket

genie your free

There was also an episode of Law and Order: SVU loosely based on it.

It might have been less dumb if anyone on earth other than Hayden Christensen had delivered it.

Thank you for giving us your permission.

He’s so out of place on Get Throwed, it’s really jarring.

You’re absolutely right, though. If the Cubs win tomorrow, I could see it being a big problem deeper in the playoffs.

I wanted a Castillo/Montero platoon so bad.

No, I’m not buying that an entire year of Kris Bryant (in his prime) is worth maybe bettering your chances of getting home field advantage in the wildcard game.

They also have one of baseball’s great bat flip artists in Luis Valbuena.

Not even if there’s a fire.

In third grade, while playing right field in a baseball game, I pissed down my leg. I have no idea why, I just kinda let it go.

I’m 28 and my hair is still thick, but this is my exact fear should I ever start balding.