I have no idea how the Sox managed to get Sale to sign that contract. Absolute robbery.

Totally, I really like both albums but Mr. Wonderful was something of a palate cleanser after the heaviness of To Pimp A Butterfly.

I see what you did there, but there really is a guy you can pin most or all of it on: Crane Kenney.

Man, I think that's already happened with Lady Stoneheart (or has it????).

The character Bobby Bottleservice predates the Jersey Shore. He did some Funny or Die shorts with Bobby Bottleservice years ago.

Go watch a Big Bang Theory re-run, jabroni.

I think the over-coaching, especially on offense, is why I can't really get into college hoops like I do the NBA.

Ah, that makes a lot of sense. I was going to say, a lot of your complaints are applicable to bad NBA teams, and the Knicks certainly qualify as a bad NBA team.

I have a feeling you don't watch much NBA.

Maybe the next Deion Sanders or Devin Hester will decide he's better off as a speedy winger. I could live with that.

Ranch dressing is the most vile of mankind's creations. I hate it and all it stands for.

Truth. I'm so over overly-hopped IPAs.

I came down to the comments to say something along these lines.

Discovery Zone was way more fun than Chuck E Cheese, BTW.

But who else can provide such keen insight as "MLS isn't as good as the EPL or La Liga?"

I'll go one further. My parents have several HD TVs, pay for cable with HD channels, yet still watch SD channels because they can't remember the channel numbers for the HD ones.

I regret clicking on this.

That was what went through my mind during the whole article. "This sounds an awful lot like pledge work."

Very true. Forward/attacking midfielder is definitely not their most glaring area of weakness (obviously none of their current players on in the same stratosphere as Messi, but I digress). Still, I would think if Messi was truly available, a club like United would at least have to throw their hat in the ring.

Or the soon-to-be-Adidas-sponsored Manchester United.