CUT THEIR DICKS OFF AND/OR SEW THEIR HOLES SHUT

Man, I love all of this hate.

Poker involves so much more skill than fantasy drafting.

Behold this sad bastard, this rich old man whom unfathomable lifelong wealth and leisure could never persuade to venture even a toe into the exhilarating terrors of real adulthood. Hug your children and tell them they are strong and brave and smart. Give them challenges, responsibilities, a hand when they need it, and…

He could have done without the last (and probably second-to-last) text, but whatever.