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I was just thinking something similar. Capcom should widen the critter pals to more than just cats. Dogs, ducks, frogs, things that don’t even exist, like a mix between a duck, beaver, and otter with a poisonous barb... Damn, I’m so imaginative...

Something, something, good bear with a gun, bad bear with a gun...

Remember when the President used to be called the “Comforter in Chief” and the “Voice of Morality” of the United States? I.e., basically every year pre-2017?

Get outta here with your stupid thoughts and feels!!! Dogs don’t belong in Monster Hunter! It’s equivalent to saying, “oh I wish there were a giant flying cat in Neverending Story instead of the dog!” It wouldn’t be the same. The world would be forever changed! ATREEEYYYYUUUU, NOOOOOOOOO!!!!!!

The palico actually has a great deal of choice of both ears and tails. Some of those ears (and tails) are definitely doglike. There is one set that looks like a doberman, and another that looks like a boxer (dropped down). The same goes for tails. The face is still cat-like though.

I wouldn’t mind a dog (real dog), but

Why doesn’t Obama say “Radical school terrorism”?!

Usually there would be a press conference by now. Same with Hawaii, the missile emergency alert...worthy of a press conference.

okay well put... i wasnt even thinking about putting out statements condemming the shootings....

i think fetuses should get guns so they can protect themselves against abortion by killing the host, if need be.

The best way to stop bad 15-year-olds with guns is good 15-year-olds with guns.

the fact that this thumbnail is using the “stereotypical offended feminist” pic is probably an indication that they’re a bad faith actor from the start and real, real desperate to validate their usage of a racist icon

Yes, I’m sure a YouTube video with an unrelated “angry feminist” meme in the thumbnail will have a very reasoned approach to racism.

But on the internet, which was a mistake

Oh my god. I hope it’s about him sending his daughter off to college and having to come to terms with her disgust at him, his faded relevance, and a world that doesn’t square with his sensibilities.

They missed the boat on this by about two decades.

but the thing is Duke Nukem is misogynistic and now with the #metoo movement. It’s gonna be cringy.

If they never do it in the games maybe the cena movie would be the one where Duke Nukem still thinks it’s the 90s and everyone just pities him and he doesn’t realize it

Honestly... If anyone can make a serious (but totally ironic) film about Duke Nukem, it would be Michael Bay. Cheesy one liners and poor action sequences line up perfectly for Bay and a Nukem movie.

That being said, let the Duke rest. He’s dead. Just like Presley; he’s old, fat and has a totally forgettable performance

Another video game film adaptation failure waiting to happen

An Arc System fighter on a Nintendo controller...
Ugh...just sell the game at $200, no way I’m playing that without a hori stick.
Even the android version of SF4 would have better precision.