This is what you’d get if Lord of the Rings had a baby with Rick and Morty.

I just have all the love for light projection art protests/projects. It’s unstoppable, and similar to graffiti without property damage/a justification for arrest and fines.

Obesity is a risk factor for poor health, but it is not actually a measure of poor health. Poor diet is a risk factor for poor health, but it is not actually a measure of poor health. Lack of exercise is a risk factor of poor health, but it is not actually a measure of poor health.

Find out Tuesday when he gives a briefing.

Do you really need to ask if the obese looking man who wears baggy suits to hide his massive girth is really in “excellent health”? He tries to hide his obesity, but there’s a ton of pictures of him in his golf attire. That is not the shape a man of “excellent health” has, no matter the age. Then you throw in the fact…

Good first step, but not enough. I don’t wanna see this little shit uploading anything onto YT ever again AND I want his existing shit gone.

It’s all I use at work now. I don’t even have Chrome installed.

I feel like this is the foundation for a Seinfeld episode where George wants to go to space to gain 3 inches of height.

“This is my regret face.”

SPOILER: Spawn isn’t so much a person as the love that exists in everybody’s heart.

Unsurprisingly, class plays a huge role. And wealthy women beat the US average by a wide margin.

At least Godzilla had a kickass final fight complete with a FATALITY and Power Rangers had interesting, likeable characters. I doubt Spawn will have either. It’ll be Fant4stic all over again.

Well on the plus side that average includes all of us schmucks, not just people with world class health care like Justice Ginsberg has

imax could learn a thing or two from a world-class projector like that...

Ruth Bader Ginsburg, 84,

Yes, I agree. But we were talking about parallel universes. In my parallel universe, she chose to run and won by a landslide.

There’s a universe out there where Leslie Knope just started her second year as President of the United States. There’s another one where Michelle Obama just started hers.

We’d all take a diseased pile of feces ahead of 45. Uncle Joe can still fuck directly off and stop trying to make things about him.

I’ll take Biden for one term than 45 for two.