Read this article last year, appreciated it then, but the line “I’m black, you idiot.” is going to be something that ricochets around my head for a long while and will cause me to snort at I opportune times. Brava.

You can pry my milk out of my cold dead hands. My asian husband has been trying to get me to quit milk for years. THe best he could do is cut it back to just with chocolate and cereal, and lactaid milk at that. FINE, I LOVE CHOCOLATE AND I NEED MY GODDAMN MILK

This article seems pretty lactose intolerant.

While not lactose intolerant, you do seem intolerant of people who enjoy milk.

Then you must be a White person. White people routinely drink dark, bitter coffee and, just as routinely, disdain adding sweetener, milk or other flavors to coffee. As a person of decidedly mixed heritage, not only CAN I drink milk in daily coffee, I DO.

Oh I have no doubt that you had an amazing childhood. And you were very cute, if poorly coordinated. But it's your adulthood that I'm worried about here. What would that slide loving, footy pajama wearing toddler think of the chocolate milk hating woman you have become?

to to pull out my favorite cs Lewis quote. - "Critics who treat adult as a term of approval, instead of as a merely descriptive term, cannot be adult themselves. To be concerned about being grown up, to admire the grown up because it is grown up, to blush at the suspicion of being childish; these things are the…

Probably a pooch puncher on top of that.

I'm so sorry that, even as adults, some of us are still able to appreciate and respect the things that brought us joy as children, Kara.