The side-eye Moss gave Dilfer during his Kaepernick rant was the absolute highlight of the show.

Trent Dilfer would be selling insurance in Visalia if a mostly black Ravens defense hadn’t carried his replacement-level ass to a Lombardi Trophy. He might want to sit this one out.

The first thing civil rights activists don't do is compare atrocities among the oppressed.

At what point will this pass far enough behind us that I can say I think his hair is stupid?

Yes, they said it was a complete tear.

Produce is fucking expensive these days!

Can’t

I’m disappointed there wasn’t mention that this was a race-related killing.

My favorite response was left out:

See the problem with this move is that every time you dig a hole to symbolically bury your 4 - 12 season you're gonna find the bones of some poor chump who couldn't pay his bookie on time. The desert is littered with them.

If you insist on recognizing the official name, you could still shorten it to “The Gary”

Horniest team? The Swiss, you idiot.

Recommended replacement:

Tim Lee is “going to embrace God’s plan.”

And Steve Sax still hasn’t gotten in because of his run-in with the law

It’s good he didn’t return to quaffing Brain & Nerve Tonic or that hat would never have fit.

If the parents are conservative - I get the baby girl a monster truck and the baby boy a barbie, just to fuck with them.