I hate people like you because you're funnier than I'll ever be

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JTT and Matthew Lawrence were absolutely DOPE. I say them and I was boy crazy after that. I'm getting goosebumps thinking of them right now no lie!!

YESSSS I do this all the time! With One Direction, too. Would I be into them? I don't think so. I loved JC from N'SYNC and Nick Lachey. They looked like men which is kinda creepy looking back on it now. I was an 11-15 year old in love with MEN. Kinda explains a lot about me...

Yes, we people (I assume you mean those who are more level-headed and intelligent than you are), think you are an idiot. And what, exactly, is that news you have for us? I'd love to hear it but I'll probably be dead by a gunshot wound before I ever get that news

I get lazy and don't bring a basket downstairs with me to grab my laundy - I will just grab it by hand. When I look behind me after I bring it to my bedroom there's usually a trail of underwear, socks and tanktops that I dropped along the way. So I might be using this trick :)

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My father, my grandfather and my uncle are all union workers. There are great things about this (like their pensions) and bad things (like when my dad would fire people knowing full well they were incompetent, only to see them on another job site a week later). This, right here? This is fucking outlandish. If I were…