I really shouldn’t read the comments as much as I do. But anyway: Yes, of course the dealers are evil, skeezy bastards because they know how to run a business in a capitalistic manner. So, what we should all do is boycott all goods and services (in general), or at the very least throw tantrums in the dealership until…

Came here just to look at that interior shot, and leave a comment about how fucking pretty it is. Yay Cadillac.

As a childhood Metallica fan...aww...yeeeaaaah...damnit.

Comfort, reliability, looks, not-slowness...I would probably pick one of these out of that class.

Insane car is difficult to drive. Comments section: Car must be shitty or driver must be shitty. Wtf, guys. it’s a 1000+hp car with minimal aero for record times (which it and the driver achieved).

3500 for an XT, NP. Do want, I didn’t even need to read it.

Interesting, I always assume they would be very dense. What about the battery?

I had to re-read ‘torturing amputees’ a couple times, then I laughed out loud at work. I am not a clever man.

I love Morgan, this makes no sense and is still awesome. And also, electric motor (heavy) at the rear...in this. Snap oversteer can suck it. I guess it won’t be fast enough for that to be an issue? Should be thrilling! Although I would miss the brap.

OMG, is that real? It’s like a unicorn...

I love the wording. Just that, just...in general. Yes. Lol

I’m interested in both. And can afford neither. Boo.

This comment is correct.

I like both the Trax and the Encore... :(

Untrue, I used to have an XJ, and we put some blankets and pillows back there and made a den out of it. That being said, we were both under 5'6", so that may have helped. The way the back seat made for a good grip for cowgirl and doggy. Rugburn, however, was an issue (thus the blankets).

Apple user here, in a beat-up Subaru Outback Sport and work boots. I don’t know why we are doing this, but I like it.

Wait, or maybe it’s more of a Chinese knockoff of a MINI Countryman? I dunno, the MINI comparison seemed apt.

I’m glad there is a proper Prius competitor on the horizon (and with more power and potential fun to boot), but heaven help me if that is the most boring looking car I have seen in recent years. Like a Dodge Journey had a baby with the Rio5. I hope they sell a shitload of them, but not one to me.

+1 for Stinger, +1 for gorram. But, unfortunately there’s just one star to star.

Apparently Jalopnik is a high-school parking lot at heart. Interesting.