Fiery War Axe change is totally uncalled for. They should’ve reworked it to have some function like Eaglehorn Bow, something that fit the Warrior class and provided armor. And now that it’s a 3 drop no more turn 1/2 removal of Northshire Cleric. I’ve despised Druid since the beginning of KOFT but now Priest is poised…

I was on that flight. Here is my Verrit code:

But you can destroy a planet to protect an economy?

No. No no no. The thins are dangerous. They feel like less food. I cannot stop eating them. Run from them.

No, see, deregulation leads to lower prices and moar competition, didn’t you know that?!?!?!?!?!?!?!

Mine’s bigger.

If you don’t care about climate change then you want people to die.

Amy Schumer is not funny. Like, not at all. Also, did you go out of your way to find the most unflattering picture of her? If so, great work.

So Obama is a source of life bringing energy and trump is a dead moon that every now and then stumbles in the way?

I much prefer the current state of things than in previous expansions. A control-heavy meta is better than aggro-heavy because in the former, you can include cards that counter that meta (such as Equality against decks with lots of big minions) and be able to rely on consistently drawing them, whereas in the latter,…

And/Or they could have taken their time instead of fricking rushing the season.

Arya and Sansa thing is so fucking stupid. Especially since they have a literal psychic in the room next door who could just be like “yo, y’all being played.” I get that Bran is all hipster now and shit but it’s not like the fuckin’ dickwad is so busy he can’t take 3 seconds out of his day to solve this.

As a Canadian, fuck me.

If only they hadn’t abandoned that fruitcake, they might have made it back. Apparently, they wisely chose death instead.

Hang isn’t it?

Get you fudgin mayo politics outta here. Honey mustard rules them all.

Here’s a few that don’t spoil it for people, like me, who are on a totally different website like Lifehacker not trying get spoiled whatsoever by Gizmodo’s crappy headlines:

I guess you haven’t seen the American classic Son-in-Law. Bringing Shakespearian themes to modern times. Also, your opinion is shit.