Theory: Rey’s stick is hiding a lightsaber.

—23rd St. & Lexington Ave pay phone kiosk: a homeless man dropped his pants, and began wiping his ass with the payphone handset. He looked really pleased with himself.

I started with Betterment — they're easy to set up and you invest in various ETF's. The interface is great, and non-threatening, and it helped me get into the idea of investing my money instead of just keeping it in a savings account or using some other vehicle like a CD or something. I still use betterment, but now…

This is depressing. By the time I'm able to save $1M I'll most likely be dead.

I know man, but I needed a place to live and it takes AT LEAST 3 months to close in New York City. I bought and sold a few years ago, and each time it took six months to close from when the offer was made.

I used the "c'mon" approach. They were asking $1950, and I said I thought that might be a little steep. I played up the fact that I'm employed, have excellent credit, and I always pay my bills, and that I was a tenant they'll never have to chase down for the rent. We were stuck at around $1800, and I said, "c'mon,…

Don't sell your effing soul up the river for a pretty face.