She. And yes. I don't know what happened to her, but she's not the only one either.

Some black kids like country. I'm related to one.

Hey, there's more than 30 years between me and my kid, but we're both obsessed with this movie.

THANK YOU. I was wracking my brain trying to figure out how I missed him, when suddenly…

Seconded!!!

*Wipes sweat from palms, sets DVR*

Since Misty is (was?) Danny Rand's girlfriend in the MCU, this should lead to some awkward conversations when "Iron Fist" premieres. I'm popping the popcorn now…

Huh, so 1. Real Roanoke, 2. "The Witch," 3. "My Roanoke Nightmare." Nice.

Is it a coincidence that "Thomasin" was the name of the main character in that creepy-as-hell movie "The Witch?" Or foreshadowing?

That's no moon…

I've been watching MNF since I was a kid; I was watching it when Howard Cosell told us John Lennon had been shot. But the shift in announcers has taken its toll. Gruden's voice (let alone his face) gives me hives. Isn't there anyone in the pipe at ESPN who can do this job without sounding like an idiot, or treating…

Sit through "Hide and Seek" and "Dirty Grandpa" and see if you feel the same way about DeNiro.

Mel Gibson is probably the only actor that makes me actively avoid anything he's in. I know too much about him to ever enjoy him again.

I hope you rolled around on the floor!

That dance he did with the cigarette in "Charlie's Angels" is the only reason to watch that mess. That was soooooo sexy… Thank the DVD gods for chapter skip!

The Antarctic (pre-global warming).

You could have asked me; it's my cousin's name. Why do you never call???

Believe me, I'd hate it just as much.

You're doing the Lord's work.

Oh, HELL yes!