That flick was fuckin' creepy. And I thought the (spoiler) was perfect. I knew those twins were hiding something…

I got dragged to see this at Dollar Movie Night in college; it was literally the last film to sell out that night. About 20 minutes in, I was hooked, and saw it three more times. The only thing I didn't like about it was that it made Arnie ubiquitous; we've never been able to get rid of him.

I'm going to take your word for it.

I bought that whole series, and I liked it… but God knows I had no idea what his point was.

I believe you win!

I loved that episode; I was dying waiting for Walt to crack and confess to Jesse about Jane's death.

No, but Wes Studi in "Last of the Mohicans" might work…

Dammit, I literally found this out five minutes ago. Just last night, I was walking around the kitchen saying "always put one in the brain!" Loved him.

I'll keep you strong. Wild horses can't drag me back to this.

Get to writing! We'll share the royalties!

Send cash, honey!

Are you kidding? Every time I watched "Blazing Saddles," I… I'll be in my bunk.

Realistic? Probably. But it's not interesting to watch forever.

That, in a nutshell, is why I gave up the show last season. The endless hopelessness of the show, the fact that no matter how far ahead they get, something comes to smash them down, negates any pleasure in it for me. Find a place, settle in, crazy people come in and bust it up, move on, lather, rinse, repeat. I don't…

I admit, spending a month in jail reading sounds preferable to a lot of the stuff I'm doing right now.

Only if Lando is shirtless… what was I saying?

Not to be confused with David Keith, last seen in a closet in "An Officer and a Gentleman"…

My kid does, but that probably has something to do with the Paradise Toys "Dr. Teeth & the Electric Mayhem" set (complete with Animal's drum kit!) in our living room.

I know I'm a nerd - I know! - but I'd have killed to see this.

"Stuck in the Middle With You" always makes my ear bleed, for some reason.