Huh. I thought it was because he couldn't act… and pretty don't last forever, bud.

Don't be disingenuous; this interview is NOW, not four years ago. Although I admire your attempt to use Hillary to obscure that this article doesn't have a damn thing to do with her, and everything to do with Clint being a racist a-hole.

Hey, Clint, just because it wasn't CALLED racist doesn't mean it WASN'T racist. Dude, you've lived too long.

Dorito One.

I actually met him about 25 years ago in California, and he was such a nice guy; even invited me for a beer (although I was a LOT hotter back then). I wish I knew what happened to that guy…

Only the original mariachi-style music; that remix was DULL.

… the first time?

But what about the new generation of racist assholes?

Oh, no, I hate those women too. I'm just an evil person who enjoys watching hateful bitches fight!

Roxxxy AND Phi Phi again? Oooooh, the shade of it all… I can't wait!

Dayum!

Help! Help! I'm being repressed!

There is NO reason not to love John Cho. None.

That would've worked if you hadn't stopped me…

Send me a check. I'll send you all you can drink.

My eternal favorite: "I feel like the floor of a taxicab." Genius, pure genius.

I thought Samuel L. was nominated for "Pulp Fiction," too…

… oh, okay, nevermind!

I AM NOT LAZY!

Oh, my lord, was he pissed that he came in behind me. Almost made it worth it!