Probably because of R.E.M.’s “What’s the frequency Kenneth?”

Well, it’s very difficult to pitch the same era in consecutive years.

OMG, just remembered this: On the invitations, there’s a line in front of filet mignon and a line in front of chicken something. My fiance shows me my aunt and uncle’s reply:

LOL, this cheese knife has my gears turning. I ask my wife at some point what we get people for the weddings we get invited to. One time she said it was a gravy boat and something else I wasn’t entirely sure of what it actually was. So I asked her, do I want to know what a gravy boat costs? She said “No, you…

Well.... My mom goes berserk for weddings. She is that crazy aunt. My cousins and long time family friends that were like aunts and uncle’s and their kids cousins? She’d go to the registry, usually the china and silverware and daily dishes and flatware and just buy whatever wasn’t yet purchased.

Ask your spouse or fiance/groom if this is okay, I’m sure it would be. If you want to keep the BS to a minimum, tell your family that he’s right on the hairy edge and saying some really crazy shit in his sleep and more scary shit when he’s awake.

I think it has more to do with when Williams said, “I swear to God I’m fucking going to take this fucking ball and shove it down your fucking throat, you hear that? I swear to God.”

No, if someone wants to act like an angry bitch, that’s their right. Male or female. The millionaire asshole athletes are the 1% and they are used to getting their way a lot of the time.

Well, it’s a good thing she isn’t a role model.

I think that’s because they’re smiling.

Round up is a better option for grass, but spray paint is about all you can do with turf.

It’s ridiculous there’s ever a managing screw up. The game is painfully slow. There time between every single pitch, more when there’s a new batter. WTF is the manager doing? It’s a pretty simple game to manage given the all the information a manager has on the opposition and his own guys.

I got a bad feeling about this football season and that a plane is going down.

I watched this late last night. I would have posted the whole show, but could only find a link for a playlist of it:

Haha, uh huh.

Well.... *cracks knuckles* I would have, but the real question is, would she have fucked me?

They should have because God help us if there’s a rape tape of Sandusky. How is he still alive? Is he alive? I hope not.

Went to school with her at Syracuse (‘86). My buddies and I were stunned that she was in the pageant because we wouldn’t have rated her in the top 100 of good looking women on campus. Granted, she had talent and was really sweet and for whatever reason, had incredibly good looking women there at that time.

At no point in time have I ever wanted to be referred to as a “12”

Well, just be careful where you put your penis - my grandpa