What? No pre bro? smh You gotta step up your “Pre” game because pre gaming isn’t just doing some shots before you go out drinking.

Oh it was.

And even if I get my ass handed to me, my Bros tell me I kicked his ass and it 15 minutes I kicked the two guys asses.

Wait? People didn’t know we do this?

Well, I think we would have P to P, frot type thing, but with layers between because Bros are all about the safer sex.

HEY! You told me you weren’t going to tell anyone!

I think he killed himself?

NO! That was Charlie Bit My Finger!

So... NOT like a Tornado Girl?!

Do you understand it at his place?

That’s why it’s grey.

I want to be Pirate King.

Oh come on, he has boots on.

Can society please consider combining some recent news stories?

Oh yeahhhh, I forgot about the Frenchy’s Frot Trot he had with McCann when they were both Braves.

Yeah, but at least you still got the Eagles.

Rocker was rarely comfortable in his own skin. Seeing him pitch at a game you immediately realized why he took so long to throw the ball and waved off the call. Dude had some serious nervous habits somewhere between a tic and a compulsion: Check the mound, decide if he needs resin or not, kick the dirt a certain way a…

You’re welcome to remember him that way, but his personality and lack of respect for unwritten rules of his team and baseball and over time it’s just not worth it. When he became a free agent in 2007 we saw his present day value. He had the skills, but it’s just not worth it.

Rocker was gone for 4-5 years before the Braves admitted how much they didn’t even like being around him.

Just so long as you can admit he shit on the game due to cheating with a bonus of cancer coming for him - it’s all good.