Nailed it!

They should do that, but people, hosts and guests treat edibles like food and not something that came in a prescription bottle. TCH is a drug. No more, no less, but we live in a nation of dumbasses that celibrate their ignorance to be viewed as cool or aloof and that’s fine. This kid did it to himself. He’s an adult…

Yup. PKM. You don’t hear that enough.

You realize your view is counter to evolution. Human beauty is what keeps our species vibrant and diverse. People have commented about women’s agency, but there are several genders in mankind and they are fluid, but women are innately attractive to the vast majority of men. It doesn’t make us pigs, it’s how we’re…

It’s likely his hands are filthy compared to his peen. Highly, highly likely because his hands can pick up a poop phone or touch poop door knobs, grocery carts, money. Peen is just kind of there. Fear the hands, not the clean peen.

I’m glad he’s running for president. I’m not even kidding. He’s out there, but on Anderson Cooper, he answered questions. We won’t see that from Jeb or Hillary. Don’t worry, Donald has no chance of winning an election. Caustic people don’t win. It’s Hillary’s race to lose.

It all starts with resisting arrest. That’s why MLK preached peace and for people to be calm, respectful and resolute.

Yeah, but if they did duck face and deuces, then it regains the aesthetic. Amateurs.

LOL, bison. They really do have weird fur, so you’re not missing much by not petting it and to not get got by a bison, you just move 5 feet left or right and they keep going.

IDK, mamma bears shit in the woods, so you might have had time.

So you’re goddamn drug dealers!

Dragons are a made up animal, but unicorns? That’s shit is real.

When the Electric Company was cancelled, Zoom went with it.

From an interview (November 2014) after winning the xfinity championship:

Looks like he had a stroke.

Didn’t realize men shaved their legs.

And if neither hooks up, at least you have the option of a drunk cuddle buddy.

Well ISIS alone shows us how POC can be.

Discourse? It’s summer, I’m not takin’ any courses.

“As racist as the white people in America” huh? Nice. Go ahead, make it about all whites. That enables all people to view all black people the same way. For example, black people smashing windows and steal liquor in Missouri. Arson in the LA riots. Fat Garner resisting arrest, mike brown robbing a store, assaulting a…