I’m glad he’s running for president. I’m not even kidding. He’s out there, but on Anderson Cooper, he answered questions. We won’t see that from Jeb or Hillary. Don’t worry, Donald has no chance of winning an election. Caustic people don’t win. It’s Hillary’s race to lose.

It all starts with resisting arrest. That’s why MLK preached peace and for people to be calm, respectful and resolute.

Yeah, but if they did duck face and deuces, then it regains the aesthetic. Amateurs.

LOL, bison. They really do have weird fur, so you’re not missing much by not petting it and to not get got by a bison, you just move 5 feet left or right and they keep going.

IDK, mamma bears shit in the woods, so you might have had time.

So you’re goddamn drug dealers!

Dragons are a made up animal, but unicorns? That’s shit is real.

When the Electric Company was cancelled, Zoom went with it.

From an interview (November 2014) after winning the xfinity championship:

Looks like he had a stroke.

Didn’t realize men shaved their legs.

And if neither hooks up, at least you have the option of a drunk cuddle buddy.

Well ISIS alone shows us how POC can be.

Discourse? It’s summer, I’m not takin’ any courses.

“As racist as the white people in America” huh? Nice. Go ahead, make it about all whites. That enables all people to view all black people the same way. For example, black people smashing windows and steal liquor in Missouri. Arson in the LA riots. Fat Garner resisting arrest, mike brown robbing a store, assaulting a…

I will say this, if I’m channel surfing and the Brazilian team is playing in world cup, particularly at home? I just love their fans. The soccer is more of a back drop for their fans who are so supportive and happy and then if they lose, they seem dejected and sad like the next day and a half is ruined. Buffalo Bills…

I try to run my errands in the last hour businesses are open and don’t enter a store with 15 minutes to go because people want to get home. No traffic and society isn’t agitated at those hours. So I get to know the people that work there, because I’m not in a hurry either. IDK, enjoy the experience. Clerks have time…

I’m right there with you on the student loans. I had some at the end of my under grad degree and Georgia Tech paid for my masters while I worked a full work week, so I didn’t have time to spend very much money for two years so by the time I had my masters, I was debt free.

It’s a new diet. If you do it enough you won’t have money to eat, so eating is no longer a choice. It’s little rough on the planet and some homeless people I’m sure would appreciate a nice meal.

I think the Gronks were drinking beforehand or they memorized answers from last week in a poorly hatched scheme to win. Not sure though.