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NBA playoffs and finals were more interesting in the 80s and 90s.

That’s why I think we need to make the move to naked testing.

That catcher guy didn’t drop that many, so that helped some. I’m guessing the pitcher drinks bottled water sometimes too.

Oh, and:

Ever notice how there aren’t any dildoes when a house is torn apart?

Yeah because it couldn’t be the old handicappers with bad eye sight, poor reflexes, tunnel vision and can’t turn their heads, running into things.

I’m glad you mentioned the flip flops. Our home course is like that too. My buddy’s son didn’t know and was going to use the driving range after school. He wore his flip flops through the club house on his way to the locker room to change clothes. Banned him for a month. His summer vacation is 10 weeks. His feet are…

They don’t like “dick out rules” - if you don’t drive past the ladies tee, you have to play the rest of the hole with your dick out.

You will only weep for the future of the people who shop at walmart. This video totally fits the Weird things people do or wear in walmart.

If your spouse is truly handicapped, why doesn’t she have her own? Those carts are provided as a courtesy, period. If they run out, they run out. They can’t discriminate against anyone using them. No one is entitled to them, they’re they’re as a convenience. If someone is riding in them to shop and not screw around,…

Why fuck those people? Do you like them or you implying you want to rape them?

I never understood how Kramer could afford to live across from Jerry for so many years. Did Lomax help him out?

Drewwwwww! Come on. We can’t like Cleveland. They loved Lebron, then they hated him so vehemently and now? Back to loving him.