This is the author’s twitter page. No joke.

“Today, a woman named Alana Hope Levinson, a “journalist” with around 30 readers, decided it was time for her to voice her concern that people are “ruining her experiences” without consultation from the rest of the internet (it wasn’t time and will never be time)“

FTFY

Sorry Alana, but you don’t have any more of a right…

Don’t forget that everything that is wrong in this word is due to men. Dropped your coffee? Thanks Obama Men.

Another, “men shut up,” post.