"That's it, Spot! Fetch the bright red ball! Good boy!"

Asos curve (plus size) is something I just discovered and I'm in love with it. I got a dress and shirt recently that fit really well. The skirt did too but I returned it 'cause it was longer than I expected it to be. Their models all have very long legs and shorter torsos, whereas I'm a longer torso and average legs.

Yeeeaaaa...apparently the only stuff in the US that's above a 14 is belts. Whoo. Frikkin. hoo.

ASOS and New Look are owned by the same parent company and they both offer awesome looking plus sized options.

They do—terrible, horrible, no-good trousers and all! (No really, it's a great line and a lifesaver for curvy women with few reasonably priced options.)

Her crotch looks like a rumpled paper bag and leopard print platforms with red soles? No thanks.

I like to imagine the lyrics as a nonsensical love letter from a Bachelorette cast-level douche. Like this:

This just makes sense. When I think "fashionable", I think more along the lines of:

Guys, when do you think we will be able to play a Pikmin game that actually looks exactly like this?

^THIS. This is what I wanted to say. I don't think she is as "crazy" as everyone thinks, but she could definitely use a good counselor. Someone who has fixated so firmly on her own appearance - and has been talking about surgically changing her appearance - as well as throwing out "ugly" at nearly everyone in her path…

Uh, yes, Miss Page? I believe the One Ring of Sauron was made of MITHRIL.

That's why it made completely no sense that the Daily Mail would run such horseshit and then get all shocked at the reaction. Multiracial families are a common feature in most of the major soaps here; Eastenders, Corrie and Emmerdale have all had them without it being a massive storyline. Loads of dramas feature…