A great joke made even better with an explanation.

Yep, money isn’t his issue. His personality and self-esteem is. He’s just correlating his self-worth with his financial position which is a mistake. Money comes and goes and he could be one layoff away from being homeless as far as we know.

It’s not his wealth that’s preventing him from dating. It’s the fact that most girls don’t want to date a guy who thinks he gets more dates if he’s well off.

This right here tells us why he doesn’t get any dates.

If you think Golden Corral is primarily for eating...you haven’t been to Arkansas

I, for one, welcome our new chicken overlords.

We are all Canopy.

I would say that the real reason is rather complicated but your are correct that it is more of a “correlation vs. causation”. In the more metropolitan areas of the United States there are less ‘religious’ people whereas in the rural areas religion is way more common. Especially in the rural breadbasket Midwest and the…

It sounds like you’re describing the company I work for. I love working in a diverse environment with all kinds of political/religious beliefs. I’ve worked in the past for companies that were skewed in either direction on the political spectrum and it’s not nearly as edifying as being around a diverse culture in a…

...and it’s also okay to have friends that disagree with you in regards to politics. That’s one reason everyone is so divided: they only surround themselves with ‘like-minded’ individuals. If you don’t surround yourself with people who are different from you politically/culturally/etc then you will never be challenged…

“Some people are happy where they are, or find the pursuit not worthwhile with the current bunch of people.”

In this context, I think he’s referring to the “media” such as sites like this or film critics who make that leap. Obviously Hollywood actual uses the “buddy comedy” as a staple of several genres that don’t have any gay overtones (most of the time, anyways).

Since Valve has been known for its frequent updates. *looks over at the number 3*

I have that Waste King garbage disposal, it’s great. My wife and I have lived in several places and I jokingly (but with truth) like to say she’s never met a garbage disposal she couldn’t destroy. Well at least not until I got the 1 hp Waste King after we bought a house and my wife destroyed the one that came with our…

I have that Waste King garbage disposal, it’s great. My wife and I have lived in several places and I jokingly (but…

Wanting to explore your sexuality doesn’t give you a license to cheat if your partner isn’t cool with it, and let’s face it: if you are having a ‘one-sided’ polyamorous relationship then it’s basically one person cheating on the other (regardless of the genders involved). Motive doesn’t matter if you established…

Woo, I picked the wrong comment section to read. The saltiness of everyone here is so thick for a moment I though I was swimming in the Pacific ocean.

I’m going to say this and I don’t want you to take offense. Most people when they hear others tell them variations of “he’s a great guy, fun to be around” are being told that because they need reassurance which kind of is a tell for a lack of self-assurance. People that have more self-confidence don’t really need to…

Yep, that’s red flag material right than and super creepy.