Haha bro you need noise canceling headphones. I have it on even when there’s no music on. Don’t talk to me… Don’t ask me shit… Walk to your seat and sit the fuck down and sit there til we get there

If they let you build something then let you order all the blocks so I can make it in real life, then I’d be ok with this.

what if that one time you are not in your town and have to meet someone

Not all cultures - especially ones outside “Eurasia” (N. and S. America, Polynesia)

Not gonna feel bad calling something dumb when it is dumb

I started getting distracted on the first sentence

selfish…. not to have children?

….maybe they just tell you this so you don’t get upset…. I mean, I’m doing pretty well financially too but not enough to start paying for daycare which costs like $10k in my area

What if they just don’t like children

bored Christians

leave.

yeah except like you can look around with your head

One time I got pulled over with a car full of drugs with a drug dealer blasting metal in a school zone for going too fast and cop was like hahahahahahah I love this band slow down kids

It clicks in his racist brain

You have to be dumb to believe that stuff to begin with

Short film was awesome. This looks like shit. Gonna be dumb as fuck.

Grand Dad Auto: Buick Edition

Instagram is far from the worst thing your kid can do. At least with Instagram your kid might get into photography

drugs

HAPPY 25TH BIRTHDAY, PHOTOSHOP!!!