I was lucky enough to catch Mr. Loaf at his nadir - playing 100 seat, small dives after he bottomed out post Bat 1. We were 5 feet away, side stage. He blew the roof off. Fucking nailed it.

I'm a fat, old, short, ugly white guy - it's all I have…

So? Maybe the bearded lady had jungle fever…

Let me guess - ball cap with "Make America White Again", pickup truck, confederate flag tattoo, chewing tobacco & a beard?

You don't get out much, huh?

I demand she learn how to act.

No. Like "The Quick and The Dead", a Sharon Stone / Gene Hackman movie.