He doesn’t comprehend that the president lives in the White House so he/she is always available and ready to work.

He is, but, it’s soooooo subtle. And it’s delicious for those who get it.

The mayor of Portland has vowed the same, as has the mayor of San Jose. I’m sure there are more, but this is an awesome hot-take on the age old republican mantra of giving power back to the states and municipalities...ohhh so now you mean that was just a dog-whistle to be able to enact bigoted laws that you want…

“(BTW, Pence is worse, so, again, this isn’t wishful thinking — this is me honestly feeling like how in the hell is he going to adjust, at age 70, to this kind of enormous change, when he is obviously someone who *really* needs a lifestyle that the presidency does not allow for?!)“

mine is basically the same, traffic has been such a nightmare. i’ve seen Hair Hitler’s motorcade so many times while being stranded on/waiting for my bus home/to work, and it’s only going to get worse.

LAPD said that they would not be participating in any deportation that has been demanded by Trump.

It is soooo Not Just Pence I’m worried about.

If only that were all. Trump is a puppet of others with much more dangerous plans than making him rich. That is why Putin’s regime took steps to tip the election to Trump, whose family and allies have close ties to Russia and are likely to allow Putin to expand his power.

I’ve been wondering lately if maybe one way out of the shithole the Democrats are in right now would be to finally start taking action to capture government at the local level. Republicans control two thirds of the state legislatures, I don’t know how many governorships, and shitloads of other local stuff. Once there,…

Bet his kids buy them on the cheap and rent them out to visiting dictators.

obviously fake, but I can squint&pretend.  

I’ll wager his racist base has a much higher gun ownership rate and even though they’re mostly obese, they’re good shots.

“Nothing about anyone’s fundamental beliefs changed in the meeting,” the mayor reported. “Obviously.”

He’s currently holed up in a tower with pasty gross dudes whispering in his ears. He is Saruman the Orange

Forget about 2020: don’t you think we’ll be in a low-grade civil war in a year? ‘cause all the attacks coming Trump’s way will cause a massive meltdown and he’ll rile up his racist base in response and we will at that point be pissed off ourselves (I think right now we’re still in shock so we’re not feeling much). I…

I’m being completely serious and not engaging in wishful thinking here — but, honestly, does ANYONE think Donnie is going to be able to hack this for four years? For even one year? Six months?!

New Yorkers: get yourself an IDNYC card! They get you awesome discounts at a ton of entertainment venues throughout the city, and that way anyone who tries to use it to snuff out vulnerable people will be buried in data! http://www1.nyc.gov/site/idnyc/index.page

Go de Blasio! I especially love this:

The more we confront Trump about campaign promises the more I fear he’ll stick to them. When you throw him softballs over those lofty, ridiculous plans, he tends to hedge his bets. When you tell him he’ll never get away with something (mass deportation, national stop-and-frisk, Mulsim bans), he doubles down. We’ve…

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