Life is an Onion article.

I've never understood what 4chan even is. Does it have an actual purpose, or is it just a mutated bacterium that sprung up from the bowls of the Internet Vacuum and exists solely as a gathering place for trolls?

I just think it looks weird and distracting. Like, I would be watching it and thinking I was watching a bunch of my neighbors dressed up as these characters rather than the actual characters.

Everything about this picture looks like it's from a biblical/ ancient legend movie that was filmed in the mid 20th century. Is that the point?

THANKS, EBOLA.

Here are mine, for those who care/ are bored:

This. Sometimes I think I want another creative-type person and then I'm like "nope, CC, there is only room for one of those in a relationship. And it is you." That's just me, though. I'm sure two-creatives pairings work out great for some.

At American high schools, it's what those people said. However at my (Canadian) university, homecoming consisted of a football game that almost no one attended, followed by a party so massive cops had to gather specially beforehand and frosh had to be sent to clean up the streets the next day. Ah, fond memories.

Oh, god. This just makes me think of a time when I was 18 and another girl I knew (a complete and utter asswipe herself) tried to explain to me that I was too much of a pushover and that in order to succeed in the corporate world "you need to be a bitch". She herself was only 19, with zero experience of the corporate…

This. I love kids. I am pretty playful and kid-like myself so I get along well with them, and I want to write children's/ teen fiction for a living. I also suffer from anxiety and panic attacks which makes it very emotionally difficult for me to deal with unexpected stressful situations, and that's basically what…

I think you're completely right and people on this thread are being unfair to you. Personally I may never have kids but you are the kind of mom I would want to be. A friend of mine had a mom like you (who had multiple kids whom she took around the world, despite not having much money) and he turned out to be an…

I kind of felt that way, too. Like, when Anna decides to go after Elsa and leaves the prince in charge just because, or when Elsa just goes up into the mountains with no food or anything, presumably to...what? Stay there until she freezes/ starves? Yet she acts like this is the most fun thing she's done ever?

Honestly, some people really are MUCH more sensitive to heat than others regardless of how well we hydrate. Personally, I could never work in a school in a hot climate that didn't have air conditioning. (And I consider NYC a hot climate; I've lived there in summer—never again, though.) I would never make that career…

until the dress code is changed the school is well within its rights to punish people who don't abide it.

Well, they have gotten their issue into the media (i.e. this blog) so they must be doing something right. That's how kids protest these days. Via online or social media. I mean, when my mom was a kid she and her classmates held a sit-in because they didn't like their school dress code, and they were successful in…

This. I was reading a bit about her in a magazine article and she mentioned how ballet has historically been reserved for the children of wealthy families. It really stuck with me because, as someone who's not a dancer, I had no idea ballet could be as exclusionary as things like skiing or sailing that have more…

I think she was quite young when she wrote that song, anyway. I didn't have a perfect feminist consciousness at that age, either, nor did most people. I don't know, her music is hit or miss for me but I don't dislike her as a person.

Interesting that people think McGonagall is gay. In the past the main characters I've seen labeled as 'probably gay' were Sirius and Lupin. (I mean...I don't know. They did give Harry a present together that one time?) But I feel like a lot of that was just fangirl wishful thinking.

Agree. I will happily pay $200 for something that is worth that. However, I refuse to pay $25 for something that is worth about $5.

Agreed about the luggage. First of all, I would say that I definitely would call myself a feminist now. However my ability to do that has come from years of reading Jez and other like-minded publications, which have shown me all that a 'feminist' can be and how it doesn't have to be a little box. I feel like the term…