I still don’t understand why they play for him. Out of all the shows, they pick the lamest guy of the bunch.

Justin Timberlake

Agreed on the fuckery. I’d put them both in the same boat. And sink it.

I read the article without watching the video and agreed with all of this. Then I watched the video and almost died at how embarrassingly awkward it was. That wasn’t even a you did a decent job “It was dope!” but a full-on are you seriously going to make me comment oh god lemme try to pretend not to hate you “It was…

Right. Anything Questlove said in that moment was under professional duress.

Or like when a guy brags that the waitress at Hooters is totally into him. She’s paid to pretend she likes you, dude, I’m sure as soon as she leaves work, she’d break out the pepper spray and tell you to eff off.

Nah, Prince already had that shit written up himself when he spoke on this fuckery. (Holograms and JT)

I took his response as a thumbs-up to “Prince is GOAT,” because that statement is verifiably true. Not as a thumbs-up to this teen idol’s appropriation.

I’m trying if there is ever anything Justin Timberlake could do that wouldn’t impress Jimmy Fallon and ignite him with glee.

I couldn’t get past the “Hyuk, we’re funny!” voice bullshit. That video goes down as the noisiest, sloppiest celebrity blow job that I didn’t finish watching.

Timberlake and Fallon are, like, an object lesson in how Hollywood will take anything that is kind of charming and drive it into the ground until you not only hate it, you hate yourself for ever having liked it.

Prince hated this kind of “tribute”, in general.

The full Prince quote is:

“The serendipity and synergy” of it all. He better pay his PR people double because they’re doing a great job with his media training and saying shit that makes good pull quotes but sounds empty.

Lovely visual :)

Please, Jimmy is one of the most vapid and turncoaty people on TV. He’ll go from having his mouth on Trump’s rectum to disowning him while shit still covers his mouth within a heartbeat.

What a spineless little suck-up to put Questlove on the spot like that and then take anything he says as validation. Of course Questlove isn’t going to argue with him on the air. He is at work and he happens to work for the least combative talk show host in the history of talk shows. It is his job to be agreeable and…

A shitbird cowtows
While a shyster bullshits;
?uestlove hides his shame.  

Be honest Rich, you had a Prince-Hologram-rage-article pre-written and ready to go, eh?

Jesus Christ, Fallon sucks more dick than me at Mardi Gras