“I want to be excluded from this narrative... unless I need to use the narrative for my benefit”  

God, isn’t she such a disingenuous pain?

“I went through some times when I didn’t know if I was going to get to do this anymore.” Well, of course she did. When Kim Kardashian used a snake emoji to describe Taylor Swift, it certainly looked like music studios would no longer allow Swift to make millions and millions of dollars for them. (It is a common…

Taylor’s tour has been struggling to sell tickets and that album pretty much came and went. Kim K’s Snapchat exposure of her duplicitousness (along with that disaster of a PR relationship with Tom Hiddleston) may have had a bigger effect on her star power than we realized at the time.

I hate the makeup

Agreed, it’s kind of half assed. Also, why is she orange? Is that a reference I don’t get? If she was white I would just assume it was a spray tanning accident, but since she’s Riri I’m just ¯\_(ツ)_/¯. 

What exactly did she do? Maybe it’s the smallness of the pics, but all I see is a pope’s hat and sort of a robe over a dress. As a lapsed Catholic, I confess myself to be....disappointed. You had the Roman Catholic Church to tweak, Riri. An institution that ran the world for centuries. And you’re RIHANNA. This…

Yes, they did.

PoGo has been a thing with me since it came out, but you’re right it’s a lot more fun now. Raids, Field Research tasks, and Special Research projects add a lot of body to the game. If you can find a local group (usually through Discord, or Facebook Messenger :barf:), you’ll have no problem organizing fairly locally.…

LATE Spring, by which I mean mid- May through pre-solstice June, is glorious. Early spring can eat a bag of dicks.

Remember folks: Never have a hero.

THANK FUCKING GOD THIS STORY FINALLY BROKE. I use to work in animation. “Use to” being the key phrase here. It is such a toxic environment for women; an environment in which we’ve had to keep silent for so long. I have my own road to get my truth out and I can’t wait till it finally gets out there.

And now all the weird Cute Girl posts and the fact that he was constantly surrounded by ingenue cartoonists from his cartoon blog back in the day make creepy serious sense now. The worst thing about being an adult is all those things you have a spooky inkling about turn out to be twice as terrible as you thought.

Goddamn, what a pervert.

I have no suggestions as I’m a quite a bit heavier than the LW so I doubt we’d shop at the same stores, but I sympathize with her long torso struggles. I’m 5’7 but wear petite pants because so much of my height is in my torso, and I am dreading the day tunics go out of style. That might be the last day I can easily…

So do people not just run to Target when they are a) invited to a pool party b) are going on vacation or c) decide they finally are going to use the gym’s jacuzzi anyway even if all those skinny bitches will be judging you? And do they not just pull out the first swimsuit that is not hideous and looks like it’ll fit…

Billy Haisley: soccer

For those of us near the border with Canada, the ugly time heralds itself with mud + ice, keeping us all in abeyance. There are no illusions here. The phase-in of fun clothes is a long process filled with miscalculations.

Dick.

It’s VERY true!!! Yesterday I wore a slip dress with a giant crochet sweater and I was somehow sweaty and cold? Clammy. I was clammy.