I saw her face plastered on a ups truck here in town the other day. Everything about her reeks of desperation. 

Yeah, I thought that too, like the guy was good enough to take her even though she’s been “used.”

1. I think that being able to build a fire is a pretty good skill, actually.

I’m laughing with my lover making farts under the covers, am I doing it right?

SAME. At least when Madonna talked about being shiny and new she spelled out the “like a virgin” part.

This

“We drove the Cali/and got drunk on the beach/Found a motel and/ built a fort out of sheets.”

At first I thought Taylor had written the lyric “he loves me like an iphone X.” and I was like HAH! Taylor you actually got me with that one, you limp spaghetti noodle.

I thought “Ready for It” was a dull, forgettable song. That was nothing compared to this. The only good part of this song is the opening few lines (which are dissembling on her part, but at least they feel real and there’s some of the Old Taylor’s talent for wordplay), and everything else is dull. I listened to the…

 Relevant lyric: “He loves me like I’m brand new.”

Always hated that, gives pedo vibes ick

I don’t care what the official bio says, this Joe Alwyn kid doesn’t look to be a day over 14. Is this a pattern for her? (I have no idea whether her former boyfriends also look like children.)

No, her songwriting is usually perfect for her main audience...tweens.

Mind-blowingly underwhelming isn’t it?

Ok I have managed to live on this planet and yet never hears a TS song...this is what she writes? Cuddling for kindergartners? Those lyrics, wow, like should be farts under covers, giggling like tots.

FART NOISES.

I see Taylor being more of a dutch ovener.

This TSwift lyric would be better if “forts” was “farts”: “I’m laughing with my lover, making forts under covers.”

Didn’t Katy Perry also write about making a fort out of sheets in one of her Russell Brand songs?

“My baby’s fly like a jet stream,” she sings. “High above the whole scene.”