There is something thrilling about the possibility of Kim Kardashian and Pete Davidson attempting an actual relationship

He’s tall and white

Anytime I see a Davidson lovelife story, I think “What do these women see in that guy?” Then I remember the women who dated me back in the day and the mystery dissipates.

I have seen the photo of them kissing on Halloween but I won’t believe Kim & Pete are a thing until Kim commits to a 9/11 tribute tattoo for Pete’s deceased father like Ariana did. 

Clearly they’re really just friends and she’s just doing what she does by keeping a buzz around her name. But also why him? I’ll never understand what is so alluring about this guy that women even want to be seen with him, let alone spend time with him. He seems like a lot of work to be around and like he’d have a lot…

Thank you. I, too, do not get Beyonce. Average singer. Okay dancer. Strange human. 

I don’t get the appeal. She’s probably the most overrated artist that’s over existed. She doesn’t write any of her songs and never has. And she has to ego to claim writing credits despite no real contributions to any of her songs. Calling her an artist is overly generous. She’s an okay singer I guess.

A bar in Texas is banning the playing of “All I Want for Christmas Is You” until December even though Mariah Carey allowed the holiday season to begin in November. This can only be settled via sing-off.

Yeah well, Ed Sheeran looks like a genetic experiment that should’ve been mercy-killed and started over from scratch.

I enjoyed his self-satirising performance in Yesterday to be honest.

I can’t believe I’m about to defend Ed Sheeran, but come on now, this is a pretty reasonable and minor complaint. He didn’t act like it was the end of the world, and it’s not like he wrote and published this article, as far as we know.

Ah, remember when Ed Sheeran seemed like a significant problem in GoT.

Yeah, people were mean and weird. Like, “oh no! I am so distracted that this person is on this show!” But other famous people were on the show before in other cameos. Sigur Ros, the National, etc. His part was fine and he did a fine job. 

Dude looks like Mark Lanegan fucked a chihuahua

Ed Sheeran was a regular on a TV show 4 years before doing the cameo on GoT.

The backlash towards this cameo is how I learned who Ed Sheeran was. I just thought he was an extra with a nice singing voice. I was very surprised by how upset people were by it.

Cameos are fun.

Why be mad at Ed Sheeran about this? If I was even minorly famous, I would try to be on Game of Thrones, too. The showrunners should absolutely not have allowed it, but that’s on them, not Ed Sheeran.

Hey, Ed, if it helps, I had absolutely no idea who you were when that episode aired (I still only barely know who you are now), so your cameo didn’t bother me in the slightest!

He’s right! People were weird about it!