Behold, the two softest rich people that currently exist.

“Evans apparently commented on someone else’s Instagram post and said he did not vote in the election.”

Wait, you’re comparing mishandling national security documents and classified material with wasting tax pay dollars on Pence’s friends law firm?

C’mon, there is a 0% chance you would have made this post if that picture didn’t exist, right? I don’t want to be overly sensitive, but the dude is either dealing with serious mental issues, serious addiction issues, or a combination of the two.

What a douche nozzle response. He’s got a point and you don’t.

Yep. Question still stands.

Agreed. Not cool.

Didn’t you know? Peter Thiel controls the minds of the editors here; he is the reason for every reprehensible thing they write.

What was the purpose of this post other than mental illness click bait? “Look, here’s a guy who hit rock bottom, how fascinating!” No context, no story, just “funny weird picture that will get us traffic.” He’s not in the public eye anymore so definitely not newsworthy. I love Deadspin but come on, this is the kind of…

He will be in January bitch

God, young libtard Americans are pathetic fucking snowflakes. Hopefully this will go motivate you to actually participate in the democratic process. You know, finish your acai bowl and smoke a joint first though, while you’re struggling to make it as a “writer” in the “new economy,” and your parents are looking to…

I’m a grown-up.

I’m keeping it together by constantly reminding myself that eventually everyone and everything on this earth will be dead and then the sun will swallow anything that’s left

Now now now, there’s no need to bring facts into a tired retread of the same old turnout-depressing bullshit.

That’s both absolutely true and mostly meaningless.

Agreed, but protesting democracy kind of defeats the purpose of democracy, don’t you think?

There is no need to protest democracy just because your candidate lost. That is a childish idea embraced by hyper-emotional fools. Not acting like an adolescent is by definition the adult thing to do. You did the right thing.

I feel like a pathetic, weak coward as I write this, but yesterday as a teacher I did... nothing. I live in a deeply red area, and I can’t afford to lose my job, so I told my students that I couldn’t comment on the election, and I tried to proceed as normal. Before first period, a few other teachers and I huddled…

You’re conflating the rule that defines a player in a defenseless posture with the specific rule to protect QBs from getting hit in the head. The latter—Rule 12.2.9, which I cite above—applies to “[a]ny physical acts against a player who is in a passing posture (i.e. before, during, or after a pass).” I’ll stick to…

The most bewildering thing is that they (liberals/democrats) thought that they could beat white middle-class Americans into submission by continually calling them racist the past 8 years because they didn’t support Obama and his policies whole-hog.