Those two plus Aftermath, Infest (not bad I swear!), 311 and Kid Rock isn’t totally terrible at the music thing!

No thinks Cleveland lost out on a rookie GM. They are making fun of a team that not even a rookie GM wanted to work for.

Sure Oakland is a city but no one in New Jersey will think you are referring to Trenton if you said the same.

he’ll even marry lala!

he’s marrying lala anthony and needs to move to the big city

they don’t smell yo.

ahem. i believe it’s karl.

Big Easy is fine. Nawlins is not.

i see the opposite. the women always appear once you’re locked down

i’ve done crazy bottle service vegas and random getaway to outdoor place. both types are great if you don’t worry about understanding the nuances of cultural gender norms or whatever the author is doing here. just have fun

ugh, just relax and enjoy time with your friends

yea the reason author couldn’t enjoy bachelorette party is because she’s the type of person to write an article like this.

The idea of shoehorning women into a male role is dumb. Creating new roles for women is great. It’d be like the winter and summer olympics. A male and a women agent each getting their own movie every other year.

and for some reason, some of those mfg’s just flipped the P and R location recently.

I’ve noticed that in newer cars they have actually flipped the P and R location that has existing on auto shifters for the last 5 decades. what the hell.

it cleans everything but the chemtrails off your dirty dishes

Jimmy Choos by Michael Kors of Michael Kors collection

And without the Yankees, the MLB would basically be like Somalia. Apt comparison!

Have you ever manually filled out those forms?

As overpaid as many baseball players are, it’s crazy how underpaid stars are in their prime. But maybe that’s a good thing sometimes.